sideponytailanimewife:

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
How About Now
Drake
Views From The 6
165,696 plays

"How About Now" by Drake

Leaked track off of “Views From The 6”

h8moshofficial:

It’s 2014 and ppl still don’t know that drake literally is saving the world everyday just by existing

Explain your current situation to your five-years-ago self.

frankocean:

wow. alrite. i’ll give it a shot…

hey chris,

your name is frank now..it’s a long story. your girlfriend is about to break up with you because of the long distance. it’s ok. & that job you’re working..well, you’re gonna have to work there for another year and some months.. & then you’re gonna get fired. you’re gonna work a couple more jobs after that too. nothing glamorous. kinkos and at&t if you really want the specifics. but you’re never gonna be homeless or starving. don’t worry you won’t fail and have to move back to new orleans either. you are gonna get your heartbroken though. twice. if it helps, the first one is gonna be worse than the second. contrary to how it feels, it won’t kill you. in fact it’s gonna help you write an album. yea, you finally finished an album. people like it man. you’re actually gonna write and record hundreds of songs. they won’t all be good and most ppl won’t think you’re talented at first, but you’re going to master your gifts. you’re going to become a lot stronger and wiser..even a little taller. be patient. i mean, you kind of have no choice. and be good to people. i don’t wanna spoil too much for you, but.. you’re on a plane right now to the east coast to work with kanye west & jay-z. it’s all working out kid. you made it. 

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

donniedarkheaux:

things I’ll never fuck with:
• fuckboys
• ouija boards

jvpxntrvppin:

🉐かわいい🌊

jvpxntrvppin:

🉐かわいい🌊

nitrogen:

(18+)
blackhoodfashionking:

yunggangsta:insta: victoriamwah 
*****

blackhoodfashionking:

yunggangsta:

insta: victoriamwah 

*****

On My Way
Drake (Feat. James Fauntleroy)
On My Way - Single
280,423 plays

sexhilaration:

james fauntleroy is my shit

juneplums:

me: I hate arguing

also me: I want him to say something to me so I can go the fuck off on his bitch ass!!!!!!!!